Masterpiece Skull T’s

I spend a lot of time bashing shirts with skulls on them, because they are usually flaming and/or have wings. But Masterpiece came up with this design:

I have to say, i kind of like it.

Thank YOU Masterpiece

CMKY

The company Supreme Being Has put out 4 t’s for the 4 colors of the CMKY printer. They even have an all-encompassing one.

Thank YOU Urban Industry

I want to be formal but I’m here to party

At first, I liked this shirt because it made an awesome amount of no sense. But then I took a step back:
That’s right, Christ is a tool and a bro who really just wants to get his drink on. And I respect that.

P.S. Yes I know that this is a quote from Talladega Nights

Thank YOU Snorg Tees

Creative Juggernaut

In my attempt to keep-up on my day off, I have been mean and subjecting you to the worst of the worst in t-shirt land. Partially because that is my life, and partially as a PSA .

But NOW I bring you a t-shirt that is a delight.

There is something about this t-shirt, balanced, clean, it has the word ‘juggernaut’ on it, oh! So many reasons!

Thank YOU Aretfacture .

Fantasy Cover-Ups

While I am at it, I thought that I would post a little post about another trashy t; the fantasy cover up. You might be saying to yourself, Markymarkus, what IS a fantasy cover-up? Well, dear reader I will tell you. A fantasy cover-up is this little number:

and this:

and, holy crap, they even makes ‘em for the kiddies!:

They scare the crap out of me, much like the movie, Idiocracy does.

Thank you Prank Place .

Caturday.

So I have been working really hard on Caturday to find decent designs, but I haven’t been able to come across any of late. Due to this hiccup, I am going to the old stand-by: white-trash-super-cute-cat-illustration-with-heinous-message-t.

See the following:

Me neither, you should just curl back up in to your widdle ball and sweep somemor!

Uh, no it isn’t, you cute little sunglass-wearing brat, who I just want to snuggle so much that I would wear you on my 3x t-shirt!

Yes it does, little buddy, yes it does.

I have to apologise for putting you through this dear reader. However, I had to make a post about this, because these t-shirts are as shamefully ubiquitous as palazzo pants and Ugg boots. In the off-chance that you enjoyed this post, or are a masochist, there are lots of others out there. Here’s another personal fave .

Thank YOU Choice Shirts .

SQY-T

Shanghai Quality Yarn T-shirt is a Chinese company specializing in super-sick t’s. Like this shirt

Completely printed in soda cans! I love it! Almost too much, but all around awesome.

Thank YOU SQY-T

Ashlee Simpson for Wet Seal

First off, I have a real problem with people who can’t spell names.
Now then. Wet Seal is carrying an Ashlee Simpson line of t’s, along with other garments. What I love about these t’s is that they are not-as-much-fun knock offs of Paris Hilton’s portrait t’s.
Take the following:

Blah. As if Ashlee’s birth year threw up on a t-shirt.

Here’s the Hiton version:

Yes, slightly self-important, as she dons the t herself. BUT the Warhol homage is always appreciated on this blog.

Thank you Wet Seal .
And daily mail for the Hilton Pic

*UPDATE* One of my favorite blogs, Gallery of the Absurd Had a great post about the clothing line, I would put up an image and/or link to the post, but I am lazy, and I need to get to work. BUT! you should check it out!

A vote for Bush is a Vote for Jesus

I like to randomly search words with the word ‘t-shirt’ just to see what comes up. So today, I searched “jesus marijuana hitler t-shirt”. Being as it is 4/20, Hitler’s b-day, and Sunday, But sadly I didn’t come up with any awesomeness you would THINK would come out of that combo.

Instead I got this a couple of image pages in:

That’s right folks. And if you Voted for Kerry…you voted for SATAN.

Thank you Jesus Politics?

Helvetica

Helvetica is probably one of the most famous fonts around. It is considered one of the greatest fonts, especially in the sans-serif category. Hell, it is so famous they made a documentary about typefaces, and named it you guessed it, Helvetica . This shirt pays homage to this font:

It is a graphic depicting the various line weights of Helvetica. To be honest, what I love about Helvetica, is that using it over some other very similar fonts , is that it makes you an elitist. And who doesn’t want to be better than everyone else? Really.

Thank YOU Progresswear .