While I am at it, I thought that I would post a little post about another trashy t; the fantasy cover up. You might be saying to yourself, Markymarkus, what IS a fantasy cover-up? Well, dear reader I will tell you. A fantasy cover-up is this little number:
and this:
and, holy crap, they even makes ‘em for the kiddies!:
They scare the crap out of me, much like the movie, Idiocracy does.
Thank you Prank Place .
So I have been working really hard on Caturday to find decent designs, but I haven’t been able to come across any of late. Due to this hiccup, I am going to the old stand-by: white-trash-super-cute-cat-illustration-with-heinous-message-t.
See the following:
Me neither, you should just curl back up in to your widdle ball and sweep somemor!
Uh, no it isn’t, you cute little sunglass-wearing brat, who I just want to snuggle so much that I would wear you on my 3x t-shirt!
Yes it does, little buddy, yes it does.
I have to apologise for putting you through this dear reader. However, I had to make a post about this, because these t-shirts are as shamefully ubiquitous as palazzo pants and Ugg boots. In the off-chance that you enjoyed this post, or are a masochist, there are lots of others out there. Here’s another personal fave .
Thank YOU Choice Shirts .
I thought, that in honor of England releasing their super-sweet new coinage design , I would post some t-shirts from across the pond.
It is good to know, that while their money is cooler, there is still a majority that has just as poor taste as some most of America. See:
However, it is kind of fun to see these heinous message t’s with British slang:
And it’s good to see that some things never change-
Thank YOU lush shirts.
In my day-to-day work life I am bombarded with t-shirt blah. We are always looking for fun things to inspire us for designs. At work today I was shown a list of “witty t-shirt sayings.” One of the top un-sponsored links when the previous words in quotations were searched was a ranked list of top witty t-shirt sayings.
Here were some of them, just for a quick run-down:
- Silence is golden but duct-tape is sliver.
- I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
- Your proctologist called, they found your head.
- My dashboard hula girl can beat up your dangling Jesus
-Free Vick!
This, dear readers are examples of the mediocrity in t-shirts these days. There are thousands, THOUSANDS more out there, which should be avoided, much like the ones above. If you don’t take my advice for it, here are some reasons:
-Duct-tape- Wal-mart sells it.
-Idiot- it sounds like a line that a writer for 2 1/2 Men/Grounded for Life/Everybody Loves Raymond/some other God-awful sitcom would come up with
-Proctologist- Okay, I kind of like this one, but only because it has the word ‘proctologist’ in it
-Dashboard- What? WHAT? Seriously? Plus ‘Dangling Jesus’ kind of sounds like a euphemism for penis
-Vick- I cannot believe that this ranked in the top 20 because this joke is old news, and I don’t know why anyone would want to wear a t-shirt supporting an animal abuser anyway.
Here’s the rest of the list for your reading pleasure.
Just because i feel like it, another bad saying on a shirt-
thank YOU grasscity.com
