Yes, here are things that are all younger than McCain :
Coincidently, it appears on a t-shirt. Which you can buy here .
The company, 200 Nipples sells only a 100-shirt run of each design, which vary in price. It’s a pretty interesting concept. And the shirts are cool to boot. (the above link explains the company)
Thank YOU 200 Nipples
I know. It’s been a while, my life has been scattered so my posts have been lacking. But that isn’t what’s important. What IS important is that I have come back for this post with THIS :
This is, ladies and gentlemen, the latest line of clothing from a celebrity. Aubrey O’Day is in Danity Kane . I just found out that Danity Kane is apparently not the same thing as PCD . You see, past The Spice Girls, I assume that ’singing’ groups that are comprised of several girls are all the same. Apparently, the aren’t? But I digress.
Ms. O’Day has come up with a line of clothing featuring t’s for men and women, underwear and bizarre head accessories .
Now, I would LOVE to spend all my time on the bizarre head accessories , and how they are so poorly done that not even an alt would wear them to be ironic. Even though I know they know they are supposed to be post-ironic now, I don’t know if one could help their self. But once again, the greatness of this latest collection of clothing has gotten the best of me.
On to the T’S!
This line features everything:
T’s for the pre-teen:
T’s for the emo (just ignore the fact that it is in yellow):
T’s for the people who are sluts, just in case everyone DIDN’T know:
Anyway, you get the idea. Hell, you could come up with names for the perspective buyer of these t’s yourself. It’s not that hard. Where I am going with this is: The shirts are terrible, they could all be found at Wal-mart. With the exception of the slutty ones, and the fact that they are printed on American Apparel.
The designs are lacking, I mean really, if I hired graphic designers to come up with these AWESOME designs, I would fire these people. The messages are slut-tastic, but so is DK. And they have a deliciously, and by ‘deliciously’ I mean wretched, gimmick of a heart printed on every sleeve in lieu of the name of the line. Barf.
I cannot, however, leave this post without some positivity. So here goes: Points for the American Apparel . Points for the line of clothing about Aubrey . I mean if you can get shirts to pimp out yourself, good for you. And points to the ANTM contestants who got jobs, but they aren’t smiling with their eyes!
Here’s the headband:
I couldn’t help it, they are kind of growing on me.
Thank YOU Heart on My Sleeve Shop
OH! And another thing: the image at the top of the site, the take off of Sixteen Candles bothers me too. Like the JC Penny’s Breakfast Club commercial.
So, Pokemon started in 1995, can you believe that?! And now the folks who are behind the product have decided to create a line of shit you don’t need for the original fans, some of whom are now adults. I find it scary that people who are my age (e.g. the ‘adults’ who were original child fans) would want to pimp out their Pokemon love. Or would still be interested in it at all, really.
The brand is called Pokemon 151 .
I do believe that this is what one would call otaku awesomeness. Or something like that.
Thank YOU Kotaku and Pokemon 151
So. If this sentiment was more widely accepted, I would be out of a job. Sometimes, though, I think this when at work.
Thank YOU Rumplo.com
Since I am feeling mighty rock-and-roll these days. This one came across my computer screen today:
Nothing like Rocking with your robot! If i were a scientist, I would rock out with my robot. But I am not a scientist, and I do not have a robot… just an internet addiction.
Anywhoodles, I would like to send my thanks to Jeremy at Wearscience.com
On a side note, Jeremy, as a fellow plot-printer , I have to say that they are a mighty superior way to print on shirts, but I cannot deny the abilities of the classic screen-print.
So, someone had a pretty cool t-shirt store idea. They made re-creations of famous t’s worn by famous musicians. They also make re-creations of t’s from famous tours and events.
This one was worn by Keith Richards, and now you can wear it too!
here’s Keith in the t
They are authenticated by VH1, but I can’t figure out if it is a VH1 subsidiary or not. I am pretty sure it is, because they used one of the same typefaces that VH1 does. Either way, it is a pretty great idea.
Thank YOU Wornby.com
Aww YEAH! Week 2:
Dr Henry Killinger t-shit! W00t! I loves me some Venture Bros!
Thank YOUAstrobase Go
Happy belated Caturday! I would have posted this yesterday, but I was busy with weddin’s.
I like this shirt so much because it reminds me of my kitty cat, who I get to see this weekend as I am bumming around at the ‘rents. She lurvs me, and follows me around the house waiting for some attention. Although, she isn’t the one to bring you dead things, that’s Pinky, and she’ll give it to you when you are sleeping, so you wake up to a gift of a bled-out bird. It’s pretty sweet of her really. Enough of my pathetic cat ramblings.
You should like this shirt because 1. It has a cat on it and 2. it is on sale right now at Threadless .
Thank YOU Threadless
I was totally stoked by Petey sending me this article . These shoes are s-i-c-k. (on a personal side note, it is sad when you start really liking things because they look exactly like the stuff you wanted when you were 8.)
See the following:
and
These are the Bel-Air edition Pumas. They come with some other stuff, like a watch and a back-pack. It’s all pretty ridiculous. However, why am I talking about shoes on my blog? Well, I found this image:
and I always loved Carlton. Even if he wouldn’t ever wear the Bel-Air edition Pumas.
Thank you Puma
