Meant To Die

At first, I wasn’t going to post about a Jesus t today. Really. But as I stumbled through the ‘net this afternoon, I came across this book . Which if you don’t go to the link, is called I Became a Christian and All I Got was this Lousy T-shirt. Sadly though, I don’t think that it is about lousy Christian t’s. But it needs to be! And because it does need to be about truly lousy Christ-inspired t’s but isn’t, it just BEGS me to put up a lousy Christian t. There are a lot of them. And people need to know that they are wearing shitty shirts.

So here we go:

This little number is a best seller! W T F guys mates ?

Thank YOU .The Good News Clothing Co

Jesus Loves Immigrants

Oh Jesus, you look good with pink highlights.

I would like to take this Sunday to point out that Jesus loves everyone. Even if he is a bro.

Thank YOU Vintage Vantage

I want to be formal but I’m here to party

At first, I liked this shirt because it made an awesome amount of no sense. But then I took a step back:
That’s right, Christ is a tool and a bro who really just wants to get his drink on. And I respect that.

P.S. Yes I know that this is a quote from Talladega Nights

Thank YOU Snorg Tees

A vote for Bush is a Vote for Jesus

I like to randomly search words with the word ‘t-shirt’ just to see what comes up. So today, I searched “jesus marijuana hitler t-shirt”. Being as it is 4/20, Hitler’s b-day, and Sunday, But sadly I didn’t come up with any awesomeness you would THINK would come out of that combo.

Instead I got this a couple of image pages in:

That’s right folks. And if you Voted for Kerry…you voted for SATAN.

Thank you Jesus Politics?

Jesus is my Homeboy

That’s right. This little baby.

You can read the whole story here . Somewhere around 2003 (could have been 2002-I can’t quite recall) Urban Outfitters got a hold of this t and sold the crap out of it.

I still enjoy this one, even though it is tired. The design is as solidly vintage as it is fresh, hard to achieve. The sad thing about this sentiment, is that it is copied and copied, and some are better than others .

Thank YOU Jesus Is My Homeboy.com

Jew So Crazy!

So I have made a habit of posting t’s on Sunday about Jesus, because it is, after all, the Christian day of rest. But I came across this bad boy yesterday:

And I thought, how fitting, as Jesus WAS a Jew, after all.

Happy Sunday!

Thank YOU Hallway Tees

Jesus T Time!

Last week I wrote about how Jesus needs a graphic designer, because there is some sad stuff out there. This week, I found something that is better, perhaps it even redeems last week?  I mean Jesus is all about redemption, right?

And the detail shot:

Really what I want to express to you, dear reader, is that unlike last week’s submission, I could perhaps allow being caught dead with someone who is wearing this t.

Thank YOU C28 for giving those Christian kids something decent to wear.

Happy EASTER!!

I have a workmate, who is a lovely woman. And when she graduates from college, she would like to take her graphic design degree and her missionary work degree and create graphic design for non-for-profit Christian groups. Thank goodness, because the Man who used to get the best of the best from the art world now gets this:

thank YOU art apart